A lot of inanimate objects have genders.
Here are some examples:
FREEZER BAGS:
They are male,
Because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS:
These are female,
Because once turned off it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.
TYRES:
Tyres are male,
Because they go bald easily and are often over-inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOONS:
Also a male object,
Because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their arse.Then of course, there's the hot air factor.
SPONGES:
These are female,
Because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGES:
Female,
Because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS:
Definitely male,
Because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
EGG TIMERS:
Egg timers are female,
Because over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS:
Male,
Because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all,
And are occasionally handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL:
Female. Ha!
You probably thought it would be male.
But consider this:
It easily gives a man pleasure,
He'd be lost without it,
And while he doesn't always know which buttons to push,
He just keeps trying.
Sujet: MALE OR FEMALE? 
Mer 23 Aoû - 11:09
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